Matt Dimond

Note to self: Remember not to call potential employers “skank ho” no matter how skanky or ho-ey they may be

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I love how well Amazon knows me…

thedailywhat:

Yo Dawg, Etc. of the Day: Tortoises all the way down.

[reddit.]

ant drinking from rain drop (via footagebank)

Just add points? What UX can (and cannot) learn from games

This is a very informative and interesting presentation given by Sebastian Deterding. Work or play?

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In 11 years of being online, I’ve never made it to the top level :(

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thedailywhat:

Life-Altering Watermelon Stroller of the Day: The $230 portable watermelon cooler / heater is a Japanese invention because of course it is.

[crunchgear.]

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For legal reasons he can only be named as ‘Journalist F’, but today this young member of The Daily Mail’s editorial staff is in hiding as threats and invective continue to spew from Paul Dacre’s office after their top secret editorial formula was leaked to the press. Journalist F, rumoured to be less than five years in the job, somehow gained access to Dacre’s high-security office, known in journalistic circles as ‘Fortress Britain’, and saw the secret formula tacked to the wall. Shocked by its similarity to a public transport system so often maligned within The Daily Mail’s own pages, he rolled it up, put it under his jacket and walked out of his job into a media firestorm.

Don’t argue with a goat

There’s a bear in the way.

Cats during emergencies. 

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cat versus human.

[thd.]

That’s not a headline, that’s the whole story!

thedailywhat:

Self-Writing Story of the Day: I hope someone got fired over the fact that this isn’t on the front page.

[epicponyz.]

This right here is what the internet was invented for.

kitty riding tortoise part1 (via mountain462)

A traveling underground fight club called ‘The Brawlers’ arrive at a derelict ghost town tucked away in the Colorado Rockies. They meet the town’s only residents, the Maxilla family who want to buy on to the fight card. But the Maxilla family’s true intentions for the Brawler crew is soon revealed in teeth and claws. Some will be hunted, some will be feed, and some will become part of the family…whether they like it or not.

This sounds like a totally stupid film, but who am I kidding, I am probably going to go see it.

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Woah! Hail apocalypse! Remind me not to live here…

thedailywhat:

Nature! of the Day: Golf-ball-size hail vs. an unassuming Okie swimming pool — who ya got???

(The real gunshow starts at 1:30.)

[fark.]

Amock: The French Student Film that Out-Cloverfields Cloverfield - Bugs - via: io9

It’s still frickin’ confusing

ilovecharts:

“I use this when my UK friends bitch about Americans being dumb and not knowing anything. Of course, they only have a very vauge idea of what New England, the South, Midwest, and West mean.”

- seventeen76

Infographic shows how high Virgin Galactic’s SpaceShipTwo will actually go - Boing Boing

Impossible motion: magnet-like slopes (via TheIllusioncontest)

ilovecharts:

We’ve said it once before, but it bears repeating.

The cute, it hurts!

Hedgehog Treat! VERY CUTE! 

thedailywhat:

This Looks Shopped of the Day: Flickr user planting-seeds has some fun with The Sun’s hagiographical election day cover.

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Google Chrome Speed Tests (via googlechrome)

Roundabound.

Darth Vader’s recording for TomTom GPS - behind the scenes (via TomTomOfficial)

You know you’re dealing with a government website when there’s a flowchart on how to sign up…

I wonder…

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thedailywhat:

Anti-Zombie Night Table Design Concept of the Day: The description says simply, “for zombies.”

You had me at “for zombies.”

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Pictures of Eyjafjallajökull

The Axolotl Song 

Obviously this has something to do with my revision… Salamanders have cells right? >.>

sudo write my report… Damn :(

Basic Insect Anatomy - Asian Giant Hornet Suzumebachi (via softypapa)

I can’t believe that just one of these things can kill a person!  I am not moving to Japan. Or Australia.

thedailywhat:

Zappa Blamma.

FYI.

staff:

Has it been three years already?!

February was a month of big milestones for us, possibly the most exciting of which was that you guys viewed Tumblr more than a BILLION times. That’s 36 million times a day, 25,000 times a minute, and more than 400 times a second!

To say thank you, we have some beautiful, free, and awesome features we’ll be pushing this week.

And follow us on Twitter for some special news.

Thank you!!

Still waiting to see how they will monetize all this!

itsfullofstars:

universeshots:

crookedindifference:

Space Shuttle Atlantis rides piggyback on the Boeing 747 (aircraft ID of NASA911) on departure from Columbus Air Force Base (Mississippi) on its last leg on the return flight from Edwards Air Force Base (California) to Kennedy Space Center (Florida). (via)

fuckyeahspace:

The center of the Milky Way galaxy.

Images of broken light which dance before me like a million eyes, that call me on and on across the universe 

I like this feature of facebook, how long has it been around, they’ve just started showing up for me even though I had the option checked for months.  Still at least now I won’t miss any more birthdays!

Black box is here———->

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